Watch this butthorn! (Some nsfw language)

Nevermind, it's gone now. (check this out) There's some good stuff in there.

Mickey Rourke is the awesome drunk uncle most of us never had. Nothing lets off steam and communicates "Look how awesome I am!" like punching traffic barriers.



This is going to be my next tattoo. Well technically it will be my first tattoo, but I've already claimed I'm getting other things tattoo'd on my body first. (Like the lumberjack pile-driving the shark.)

Here's another;



Apparently the force can't overcome George Lucas' lame writing and the mean sentiments of drunk college kids. I feel for you man, what kid wouldn't have taken that roll. But still, the movie sucked and you will forever be judged for it. Deal.

Apparently tigers get pissed under water. Thus giving credence to the whole "cats hate water" thing. Show these to your kids if they misbehave and tell them that the tigers will get them if they don't shape up.

Apparently they don't like it when you ride elephants either.



This is disappointing. That was/is my favorite TV show of all time. Liam Neeson, while being a great actor, is NOT Hannibal Smith. Not even close. I should know better by now I guess.

Will I go see this? YES! (And it comes out on my birthday too, so it must be a sign.)



Um, no. This is just wrong. Turtles do not have boobs. Ever.



Good thing too, 'cause that would mean a beatin'. Huh?



Yeeeaaaah! I'm going to Norway, that settles it.



That is not a typo. The earth shakes when this guy walks and he farts thunder and lightning. Guys got a sac and half.



Oh c'mon. You totally forgot the clovers, diamonds, moons, and horseshoes. Ridiculous.

I know what I'm going to be next Halloween.



I don't know if that is real or not, but that dog is AWESOME.



Had I seen this as a child it would have hung prominently on my bedroom wall. In fact I may hang it up now. Sweeeeet!



Get out the eye bleach. Apparently this is what passes for seduction in the South. (Love the Guitar Hero guitar there too dude.)



If you're not reading this you're missing out.



Gonna get me one of these for hunting camp to sit by the fire and drink beer in.

And to start your weekend off right, here's a pic of Wolvie brawling with a panda bear.

Wow, just wow. I think I've watched this 100 times already and I still laugh out loud each time. Amazing.

Even see, or heard of for that matter, a salmon shark? Me either before today, but they are apparently made up of 2 parts nightmare and 1 part concentrated evil.

I think the only thing that could make it worse is if it had tentacles like a squid coming from its sides and it made noises like the cries of weeping children.

Who wants to go swimming in Alaska?

Here's a pic.

Look at that. It's like total hypnosis.

( To get the same effect go to TerminateYourself.)

This is beautiful. Unlike 99% of the politicos out there, she doesn't get blindsided by a college kid with an attitude and end up looking like a royal skid-mark. *cough-Barney Frank.

Why is it that people in their early twenties who have probably never had a full time job, never lived on their own (college dorms don't count), have only voted in one election (if that), have little to no life experience, and merely regurgitate the rhetoric of some other numskull that has never left the classroom (yeah college profs I'm looking at you) or basement dweller, thinks they know everything about everything? (And yes, for the record, I was the exact same way at that age.)

Side rant: if John from Puyallup has all of the answers how come he isn't running the country or part of the President's cabinet? Maybe because he doesn't have all of the answers?

She definitely dodges the question a few times here, but this chump never had a chance. I love how he sulks afterward too. And then she rubs it in with that "Supreme Court" remark. Awesome. The funny thing is, with a little bit of research he probably could have held his own. Or at the very least not have been blindsided by "the facts".

Nice to finally see a politician that eloquently speaks their mind, backs up their statements with what appear to be legitimate data, lets the other person speak and then responds to the specific accusation, doesn't stutter or back pedal, doesn't point the finger at the other party/side, and gets right to the point.

Free Tip #1,234; if you have to resort to "But, but the other guy..." as your defense, you're moron and the fact that you're called a "public servant" is an irony worth mocking publicly.

This is hilarious! (And nsfw, so wear your headphones or turn the volume down.)