Friday, June 19, 2009

author: JCS @ 3:13 PM
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Even see, or heard of for that matter, a salmon shark? Me either before today, but they are apparently made up of 2 parts nightmare and 1 part concentrated evil.

I think the only thing that could make it worse is if it had tentacles like a squid coming from its sides and it made noises like the cries of weeping children.

Who wants to go swimming in Alaska?

Here's a pic.

Thursday, May 07, 2009

author: JCS @ 8:00 PM
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Look at that. It's like total hypnosis.

( To get the same effect go to TerminateYourself.)

terminated

Monday, May 04, 2009

author: JCS @ 12:04 PM
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This is beautiful. Unlike 99% of the politicos out there, she doesn't get blindsided by a college kid with an attitude and end up looking like a royal skid-mark. *cough-Barney Frank.

Why is it that people in their early twenties who have probably never had a full time job, never lived on their own (college dorms don't count), have only voted in one election (if that), have little to no life experience, and merely regurgitate the rhetoric of some other numskull that has never left the classroom (yeah college profs I'm looking at you) or basement dweller, thinks they know everything about everything? (And yes, for the record, I was the exact same way at that age.)

Side rant: if John from Puyallup has all of the answers how come he isn't running the country or part of the President's cabinet? Maybe because he doesn't have all of the answers?

She definitely dodges the question a few times here, but this chump never had a chance. I love how he sulks afterward too. And then she rubs it in with that "Supreme Court" remark. Awesome. The funny thing is, with a little bit of research he probably could have held his own. Or at the very least not have been blindsided by "the facts".

Nice to finally see a politician that eloquently speaks their mind, backs up their statements with what appear to be legitimate data, lets the other person speak and then responds to the specific accusation, doesn't stutter or back pedal, doesn't point the finger at the other party/side, and gets right to the point.

Free Tip #1,234; if you have to resort to "But, but the other guy..." as your defense, you're moron and the fact that you're called a "public servant" is an irony worth mocking publicly.

Friday, May 01, 2009

author: JCS @ 2:08 PM
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This is hilarious! (And nsfw, so wear your headphones or turn the volume down.)

Wednesday, April 29, 2009

author: JCS @ 8:59 AM
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The key to any good DVD commentary is take heavy doses of valium prior to taping.

Watch Conan the Commentarian on CollegeHumor

Friday, April 24, 2009

author: JCS @ 2:48 PM
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I've been too busy to really post anything, so instead I thought I would post some of the awesome stuff I have collected for future posts that I never got around to writing or lost the inspiration for. Enjoy.

32

Yep, with slacks like that, you can do just about anything. Even not wear a shirt to work and get away with it. Because really, who's gonna mess with you once they see your slacks? I thought not.

Eggs-Benedict

I just found my future career.



Metallica playing the Imperial March? Yes please! (This almost makes up for the last several years of douchebaggery these guys have given us. Almost.)

midget-wrestling

Midgets. They make everything better. And are surprisingly aerodynamic.

StormShadowTat

This is actually kind of awesome. Kind of.

pwned

Wow that dude got OWNED! That was truly awesome. Man!

Nerd

Sweet picture my man.

WTF?

If I ever have a rock band this will be the cover of our first album. I have no idea what that is supposed to be. But I know what it is. Awesome, that's what.

Want to play the old Sierra games (Police Quest, Space Quest, etc.) in your browser? Of course you do. (Here)

Gorilla Fight

This image needs no commentary. It does just fine on its own.

Sweet_Table

Anyone need ideas for Christmas gifts this year, I'll take two please.

Gumb

Brandon - remember this? Heh.

Awesome

This will be our second album cover. (Would also look sweet airbrushed on the side of a van or the hood of a car.)

Hilarious.

KidAwesome

This kid is not in fact awesome. But remember how old school Nintendo games all came with a little poster that you could put on your wall? (Yes, I had the Duck Tales one but I believe I gave it to my youngest brother. This kids room also reminds me a little of my bedroom when I was in 5th - 6th grade.)

That is all.

Thursday, April 23, 2009

author: JCS @ 8:54 AM
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Wow Canada. Who knew you were capable of such unintentional comedic genius. It's no Bigfoot & Wildboy, but it's pretty awesome none the less. (Some nsfw language. Wear your headphones or turn the volume down.)